Profanities - I enunciate them like a fucking lady

This meme has been doing the rounds for years. I've had a couple of requests for my take on it, so here it is! 
 
I don't spew profanities, I enunciate them, like a fucking lady.
 
10oz Mug with this image printed on it.
 
Image is from wikimedia commons :
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:1870-London-season-cartoon.gif
 
 
I have added a watermark at the  very bottom in light grey so that you know where you bought your mug from!
 
These mugs are dishwasher and microwave safe.
Now for the science bit, concentrate.
 
All mugs are sent 2nd class signed for as standard, usually posted on a Tuesday and a Friday. If I'm particularly busy I will try to go more often. If you need it quicker, please select express delivery. I won't send "standard" first or second class because I am not covered in the event of loss or damage to the mug in transit.