Brain can't brain

My brain can't brain so it stops braining!
THE PERFECT GIFT IDEA: Mugs are great gift ideas, suitable for any occasion. Everyone enjoys a cuppa, so if you're struggling to find that perfect present, get them a mug to sup from. They can also be used for other things  like mixing your gravy, storing pens or catching evil spiders! 
DISHWASHER AND MICROWAVE SAFE: If you forget to drink your tea, you can pop these in microwave and you'll have no problems like cracking or shattering, so you can bang it in there up to about 4000 times, and if you're so inclined to try, you can make those mug cakes in one, though given my own history with this practice, I wouldn't recommend it.
Dishwasher safe so none of that faff if having to actually wash it out yourself, I'm good to you!
HAND CRAFTED: my mugs are designed and printed by me in my home studio using dye-sublimation technology and a sprinkle of passion. These are not robot-printed, these are human-made!!
 
CAREFULLY PACKAGED: Due to the somewhat fragile nature of ceramics, my mugs are carefully packaged in double walled cardboard boxes to ensure they arrive at your door in pristine condition. These boxes are 100% recyclable so please do recycle them. The boxes are filled with biodegradable packing peanuts, please reuse them or if you fancy a bit of magic pop them in some water and watch them dissolve.